Почитайте, там невероятная милота: я прямо-таки отдохнула душой.
The Evil Twin Problem (1523 words) by erlenwein
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, Maes Hughes/Roy Mustang
Characters: Maes Hughes, Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Star Trek Fusion, Polyamory, Tribbles (Star Trek)
Captain's Log, Stardate... oh, fuck it.
Let me start anew; this is going to be a long story, and I won't let it be forgotten. Mostly for the sake of those who'll try to figure out why we all died such a stupid pointless death.
И не могу не вынести свою любимую цитату:
So. The Problem, with a capital P, started earlier. About a week ago, I'd say... Captain, of course, would disagree. He's quite convinced now that the Problem started about twenty to twenty three years ago, on that unhappy day when Ms. Elric and her whatever he is decided it would be a splendid idea to give birth to their love child. And so their child was conceived, and carried, and born, and I think most members of the crew will agree that said child and his evil twin (evil enough to be born a full year later so we'd believe he's just a sibling and Not an evil twin) are, in fact, The Problem.
ЛУЧШЕЕ ОПИСАНИЕ КАНОНА ЭВЕР В ОДНОМ АБЗАЦЕ.
Во всяком случае, с точки зрения всех, кто не является братьями Элриками